“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”
people: you're really quiet..
me: nobody plans a murder out loud
dirtybongobeats: lowkeat: Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love. this is the realist shit I’ve ever read
me: hey i was wondering if you wanna go out sometime
me: wtF omG soRRY that was my CAT running across the keyboarD OMG!!!
nickelbackthatassup: when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
if i can't yell at heterosexuals then i don't want...
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
vagisodium: i am too young to have this many embarrassing memories
shampood: swaggiesauceandyolos: shampood: my mom just looked me straight in the eye an said ” Anna, never be a lesbian” wow what a homophobic bitch my mom is married to a woman And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes this portion of our tutorial entitled The Importance of Context.
ronaldkn0x: this guy is listening to loud ass gospel music in the library and one of the workers asked him to turn it down and he said “YOU CANT TURN DOWN JESUS”
harrysgettinhead: “you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night” no actually people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day